Statute #23: No speaking Spanish.
Statute #16: No franchise burger consumption.
Statute #13: Bulging eyes = Dangerous mind.
Statute #11: Tin is King.
Statute #10: Deodorant will not be tolerated.
Statute #6: Swearing is reserved for Fridays.
Statute #5: Bathing is reserved for Shrove Tuesday.
Statute #4: Fish will be eaten every Thursday.
Statute #2: George will not – under any circumstances – use the toilet without adult supervision.
Statute #1: Strictly no outsiders.
This is ‘The Consitution’
Cameron and George are safe here. Because there’s nothing for them out there. Nancy’s statutes make sure of that. From supervised toilet trips to the last grain of sugar in Cameron’s tea cup…
Nothing. Goes. Unnoticed.
But George has started coming home late from the chicken shop. He smells of McDonald’s. There are whispers of a girl… Nancy is one broken statute away from a meltdown for the ages.
Dependency. Denial. Delusion.
From ‘Agents of Chaos Theatre’ and ‘Ettie’ nominated* writer Malcolm Webb comes ‘Mackerel Thursday’, a dark comedy about love, control and the terror of what lurks in the outside world. *2025 Everything Theatre Awards – Best Comedy.
Performed by Aoife Moss, Christopher Cox & Malcolm Webb
Directed by Alec Osbourne
Written by Malcolm Webb
Artwork by @anna_b_official
An Agents of Chaos Theatre production
Instagram: @agentsofchaostheatre
Previous Reviews For ‘Agents of Chaos Theatre’
“A ludicrous finale that is unsettling and funny… Malcolm Webb delivers a standout, preposterous comedic performance” Everything Theatre ★★★★
“It’s refreshing to see such succinct writing… filled to the brim with twists and turns” Pink Prince Theatre ★★★★
Ticket Information
Performance Dates: Thursday 9th – Saturday 11th April
Performance Times: 7.30pm / 2.30pm
Run Time: 75 mins
Tickets: £18 (includes booking fee)
Advanced Tickets £14 Available Until Monday 6th April